Intro

[gram]

Hello my name is gram.

Gram is an madman on the golf course and a whiz at geometry. He does not spell very well but does not care. Gram is a historian on the single wing football offense as well as the original person to give credit to the Mask Crusaders for saving us all back in '86.

Gram drives a 66 VW Microbus and is known as the one man hippie band. thank you and have a wonderful day.

http://www.radicalhippie.com/images/VW/vw1w.jpg

[krupanut]

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Missing Link]

oh for the love of Pete...wtf?!

[Petejoe]

the door is open!!!!!!!!!!!

[smittyshotrods]

WTF!

[Dirty Dug]

Somebody PLEASE shut the door!

[Travis]

Gram needs 20 more Grams...

Travis

[Nads]

gram is too close to germ for my liking.

[x77matt]

Anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person needs a kick in the jimmy. Go smoke another J...

[slimfab]

dam x77...you beat me to it....i can't stand when fuckers talk about themselves in 3rd person...somebody has been watching to much wwf wrastlin or something. I want even touch on the vw bus....

[=mike=]

That's a super bitchen bus , but . . .


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Anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person needs a kick in the jimmy. Go smoke another J...

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[general gow]

oh boy. Here we go again.

[porknbeaner]

The Porknbeaner wants to know what else Gram has on her mind. He thinks that maybe gram has lost herself in cyberspace.
Well he's gotta go now, Mommy says he has to go see his doctor.
Hello http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Nads]

Nads is a lover of the salty porcupine.
Nads has whizzed on a golf course.
Nads drives his gram to tea and biscuit parties.

How do you like Nads now, huh?

[hankcash]

Sing along with me...

Hankcash is really super...
hankcash is really cool
Hankcash will walk right over,
and kick you in your tool

Your buss is neally neat-o...
it's not a piece of shit,
but on this traditional fourm,
it doesn't really fit

so take your hippy ass
to a place you are welcome,
don't come back again
or it'll be a hellstorm

and now my song is ending...
I hope you had some fun,
your Birkenstocks smell like bacon
but they can help you run.

thank you, thank you,
Hankcash likes to sing songs
hankcash likes to write online
the hankcash will be leaving now
later-
HC

[Max Gearhead]

OK. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[gram]

Gram also enjoys Bob Dylan records, he believes the Greatful Dead is very overrated, and does not involve himself in lost adventures. Gram once met Jason Johnson, Jason is a fine young man who is a gift to society, but Jason sruck Gram as being an upperlevel AssClown.

[Missing Link]

Link thinks Gram is a douche bag
Link thinks Link is doing a bad job at controlling himself to post rebutles on this FUCKIN' DUMB ASS POST!

Go wipe your ass with your fuckin' Sweet Pickles Van!
Go the FUCK AWAY!

And get a hair cut, hippy.

[saltflataddict]

hooligan HATES hippies, hooligan likes to beat hippies, hooligan knows Jimmy, Jimmy does'nt like misunderstandings...

[Mai Ki-Ki]

HANKCASH!

ROFL!
Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah ahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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[gram]

Gram likes this place the HAMB. Nothing like a good mB full of piss and fire. Hines Ward is also an upperlevel aSScLOWN. He is not a leader in the charge for a better land.

[34 GAZ]

Man i,m pissin my self over here http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hey Gram, you should visit AMSTERDAM, you,ll fit right in.
Just watch out for the drug dogs. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[yorgatron]

hankcash = RULER! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Petejoe]

alright Gram. If you're from rockcity.. then tell me where is the flats??? And who is it that devised the single wing?Where was this gentleman from?? and what team did he coach?

[SamIyam]

Sam says he likes gram and wished gram would show us a picture of his hot rod or go the hell away.

Also, any guy who has to permanently display the magazine that his car was on the cover of ON/IN HIS CAR has to be a concieted SOB.

Sam says goodbye.

[gram]

The single wing offense is a marvel of a deal made up by Pop Warner. Pop wehnt to school ar cornell in ithaca NY. He coached at Georgia, PITT, COrnell, won a few rose bowls ar Stanford, and ended up at Temple. He also invented the spiral punt, and screen play. And so i dont forget it the man hailed from Springfield NY. The Flats are a strip of entertainment venues if you will located on the banks of the river (the cuyahoga).

[bufordtjustice]

Hankcash lol, excellent job. VW busses dont belong here, tho i wouldnt mind seeing a dropped shaved and primered one just the the hell of it.

[gram]

Don't know much about hot rods. thats why I wandered my way here to learn a bit about them. I am really into the VW buses, but a man can never know too much about to many diferent things. Jack Lambert is also somewhat of an aSScLOWN.

[Petejoe]

[ QUOTE ]
The single wing offense is a marvel of a deal made up by Pop Warner. Pop wehnt to school ar cornell in ithica NY. He coached at Georgia, PITT, COrnell, won a few rose bowls ar Stanford, and ended up at Temple. He also invented the spiral punt, and screen play. And so i dont forget it the man hailed from Springfield NY. The Flats are a strip of entertainment venues if you will located on the banks of the river (the cuyahoga).


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Well I expected to hear Paul Brown. You have past the football test. Pop was coaching at Cornell in 1906 when he devised the single and double wing. He was the gentleman who also was lucky enough to have Jim Thorpe.
Sorry though, Your not Germ...... and have failed the VW lovers test...........

[Kevin Lee]

You're no assjelly.