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Rotten Rodney
03-03-2004, 12:55 AM
Greetings Fellow Hamsters! Please allow me to improperly introduce myself. My name is Rotten Rodney. I was born in a junkyard and raised by watchdogs in Riverside, California but I currently live and work = play in North County San Diego, California. Somehow I've been fortunate enough to find a way to actually make a living just doing what I love doing. No, I'm not a male prostitute! I build hot rods and do restoration work for a living. More specifically, body and paint by trade with an emphasis on custom painting. I like to burn things. Okay, almost enough about me.

Over the years, I've probably had about as much fun with hot rods as most of you. As a second-generation hot rodder, I had some great influences growin' up. My Dad and Uncle were always building hot rods in their garages and I got to tag along with the Riverside Roadsters in the sixties. I'm still in touch with a handful of these guys today. I'd like to share these photos if I may. Stick with me here okay? It's not what you think.

This 28 Phaeton was my Dad's in the sixties. As a youngster, I watched Dad cut it all apart and build it all back up again but due to circumstances beyond Dad's control, the car never was driven more than a few miles. It just sat and decomposed in an old garage with a bad roof until about nineteen eighty-two when I'd purchased my first new TCI chassis. I'd planned to build a beater coupe much like my friend DRD57 but when Dad saw the shiny metal frame in the back of the junkyard pickup, he offered up the sheet metal from his Tub and I went on and built it in nineteen-eighties style, sorta smooth and red. I'm workin' on removing that flavor in my spare time right now.

Inching closer to the point, I've had a lot of fun with this ol' Model A but the best place I've ever parked it was in . . . MY LIVING ROOM! Yes, the living room. Q: Why? A: Because we can. Sure there's a long underlying story about a divorce and so on but we'll not dwell on the details. Long story abbreviated: This was the most fun my kids and I have ever had with this car. It spent nine months in the living room. It took a minimal amount of planning, a handful of good friends, five and a half hours labor and a keg to get the job done. I must be honest and admit that I enjoyed driving the roll-back through the ex's prize rose garden and the icing on the cake had to be the priceless look of astonishment on Ms. Ex's face the next day. Standing in the living room, lookin' all around her, sizing up all the doorways, "All right, how'd you do it?" My kids (teen age at the time) really seemed to enjoy their new drive-in theatre. The car faced the TV and even after it was back on the road months later, the TV remote remained in the center of the front seat as an auto-accessory.

Hope you'll enjoy the pitcher show and I'm lookin' forward to getting acquainted with yawl. The only burning question I have so far is . . . How long must I remain a "Junior" Hamster? RR (Rotten Rodney)

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JamesG
03-03-2004, 01:03 AM
Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF? I love your coffee table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like your way of thinking....great conversation piece. One question though, do you ever bump into the walls with it? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

briggs&strattonChev
03-03-2004, 01:05 AM
haha, a fellow crazy bastard! Nice to meet ya. Cool story! and as far as "How long must I remain a "Junior" Hamster?"..........................we are also fellow permanent junior members cause when we signed up it was on a different version of the HAMB and when we got carried over to the new version, our statuses stayed permanent. Only people that signed up after the change have changing membership statuses now. Doesnt matter though, we still have the same fun and get the same information as the "members"

Welcome

BTW, why only 3 posts in over a year?

296 V8
03-03-2004, 01:05 AM
Holy Shit. If your not the ruler I dont know who is.

JamesG
03-03-2004, 01:07 AM
I would have told the Ex, "Hell I dont know, I woke up this morning and there it was?!"

Jeff Norwell
03-03-2004, 01:14 AM
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif yer definitly a Hambster....welcome!

jerry
03-03-2004, 09:16 AM
welcome rodney!

was good to meet you at the famous "RanchRun" this year.


jerry

30roadster
03-03-2004, 09:23 AM
That is a great story! enjoyed the pic's
Howdy and welcome!

just sent a link to that story to my wife asking her if we can do that in our livingroom http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif can't wait for a response http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Petejoe
03-03-2004, 09:49 AM
How can you not admire this guys enthusiasm. Now thats what I call an entrance. Now get that car out of there and drive it! Great story ! Welcome to the best car forum on the planet !

Action Girl
03-03-2004, 10:02 AM
You are so cool. That was an excellent story!

Welcome to the HAMB...

JimC
03-03-2004, 10:09 AM
What's not to like 'bout a guy who would park his car in front of the TV?

Welcome!

You remind me of a guy in Springfield,Mo who bought a $650.000.00 Lamborghini and parked it in his living room just to irritate his wife..

Best I could do is drag up old cars and make the neighbors question my sanity.

Jim

porknbeaner
03-03-2004, 10:13 AM
Well I guess I'd rather be a hamster than a gerbil. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Can't answer the junior member question, never been one. I was a mamber for about a day, but... such is life I guess.
Never placed much stock in titles, guess that's why I never amounted to anything. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Like the car in the living room, that sort of thing never seems to bother my lady. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
But back to you. You'll fit in just fine junior member.
Welcome
The PknBner http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

03-03-2004, 10:41 AM
Rollback for an hour .....$100
Keg of beer...............$50
Look on ex wife's face.....PRICELESS!!!!

Great Intro!!
Welcome aboard!
Clark

hotrodladycrusr
03-03-2004, 10:54 AM
Cool story, cool photos. If I remember the name correctly, your the guy who returned Don's rod to him all fixed after the "incident". Friends don't get any better then you. Your top of the heap as far as I'm concerned. Welcome to the HAMB my friend. I'm looking forward to shaking your hand one of these days.

Detonator
03-03-2004, 11:19 AM
Good to see you're no longer lurkin' pal! That's gotta be one of the best intros yet -- sure ain't the kind of living room furniture you find at IKEA http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Roothawg
03-03-2004, 11:23 AM
welcome

zman
03-03-2004, 11:34 AM
Hell yeah, that's what we want in an intro....

40StudeDude
03-03-2004, 11:55 AM
Makin' an entrance....MAKIN' AN ENTRANCE? Hell yeah, that is one outrageous way of makin' an entrance...hmmm, lemmeeee seeeee:

Long intro: 20 points
Long intro with pix: 25 points
Long intro with explanation of said pix: 35 points
Parking (retro red) car in living room: 40 points
Pissing off the ex wife: 60 points
Retro red car: minus 20 points
Worried about being a "junior member": minus 50 points

TOTAL 110 points...yep, you'll fit in here!!!

LURKERS: Please take note...this intro is as good as it gets!!!
R-

FWIW RR, welcome to The House of HAMB...

FONZI
03-03-2004, 12:50 PM
Welcome! That is sum funny shit.


FONZI

Rix2Six
03-03-2004, 01:26 PM
Welcome to the Hamb... Great way to make an entrance.

Cword
03-03-2004, 01:55 PM
Another time trip.

I remember DRD57 telling your story on the old RRT.

Welcome to the HAMB

mike

SamIyam
03-03-2004, 02:34 PM
Glad to have you here Rodney!

I can tell you from personal experience that Rotten Rodney is one dude that knows how to have fun with cars.

The little bit of time I've spent hangin' out with him and Don IS priceless!

Sam.

so-cheap
03-03-2004, 02:47 PM
Well I have to say that is a pretty funny story and one of the BEST intos yet.

Welcome RR.

k9racer
03-03-2004, 02:58 PM
I think you will fit in real good.

Satinblack
03-03-2004, 03:08 PM
Awesome story and pics, welcome to the HAMB. It looks like you signed up a long time ago but just now made a post/intro. If you want your title to change, do yourself a favor and resign up. You only have 3 posts anyway. If your resign up then it will change based on what the FAQS say for the sight. I resigned when I had 200 posts, because it bothered me that it wasnt working. I tried several times to get a hold of Ryan on the matter but never heard from him. I;m sure he was to busy to deal with my tiny problem. Anyway, welcome! Satin

PEDDRO
03-03-2004, 04:04 PM
LEGENDARY.....

flamedcoupe
03-03-2004, 04:12 PM
You got balls man welcome

FrameDragger
03-03-2004, 04:41 PM
Hey, Glad to see you made it on! It was good meeting you at The Rattle Can Last Year... I have told a number of people about your little living room addition http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I am going to keep it in the back of my mind, just in case things don't work out with my GF...

Mike

38Chevy454
03-03-2004, 07:44 PM
Hey Rodney, good to see you on here. From the guy you helped that ran out of gas (due to his own stupidity) at rattle can nats last year. See you around, Terry

2raticl
03-03-2004, 08:27 PM
Great entrance, Rodney. I wish I had the car I had at divorce time. My ex. managed to get it in the settlement.

TheDooWopKid13
03-03-2004, 08:33 PM
welcome. that is bad ass.

Fast Elvis
03-03-2004, 08:44 PM
How's it go....great story, great pic's, great guy or something like that! Cheers, welcome aboard!

leadfoot
03-03-2004, 08:47 PM
I'd say that is a little more than making an entrance!
Have fun!!!

SKR8PN
03-03-2004, 09:09 PM
I love it...... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
WELCOME

AHotRod
03-03-2004, 09:16 PM
God...what an intro!
If you make a slash like that everywhere, it's a wonder that we don't know you already.
You get the Boobby prize.
Welcome!

Cad Carver
03-03-2004, 09:17 PM
Beat the hell out of my intro; I bow to thee.

Welcome to the hamb http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Skate Fink
03-03-2004, 09:37 PM
..DUDE!!! You HAVE to get "Rookie of the Year!" Welcome...... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sam F.
03-03-2004, 10:11 PM
FUCK!!!! i used to keep my BMX bike in my bedroom growing up..and i thought i was cool....


..then later on in life i started keeping my motorcycle in the living room! but DAMN! i gotta say "YOU THA MAN!".


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quickrod
03-03-2004, 10:34 PM
hell'this dude should go right to "intro police"status.i thought i was kool when i put me an the ol ladys bikes in the spare room one winter,i ain't shit.welcome 'i look forward to chattin with ya http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

BELLM
03-03-2004, 11:07 PM
Absolutely best freaking cool fantastic idea and intro. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifLove it, laughed my ass off. Nice car, too. I used to build engines on a red wagon in my living room, but never had a complete car there. Welcome to the HAMB!!