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A32Flathead
03-03-2004, 12:18 AM
OK, I know I am gonna regret this...but, I did something REALLY dumb today......


Was at work today, and at lunchtime I wandered over to the car, opened the back door & got in, sat there & ate lunch, read a little & called my wife.

After lunch, I got out....or rather didn't.......

CHILD LOCKS ON THE BACK DOORS......... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif


20 mins later, I managed to escape..... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif






D'oh......

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JamesG
03-03-2004, 12:24 AM
20 mins later? What do you drive a police car? Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CadillacKid
03-03-2004, 12:27 AM
Wow....here's one for ya
Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car? Took him almost three hours to get the drummer out... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
JamesG
03-03-2004, 12:30 AM
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Wow....here's one for ya
Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in his car? Took him almost three hours to get the drummer out... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Whatch it kiddo.......................... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Besides, I thought that was two Aggies........? GIG'EM!!!!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
4t64rd
03-03-2004, 12:30 AM
That reminds me of a story I read in [insert your hometown newspaper here], about a [insert adjective describing you here] guy who locked his keys in the car...

Took him 3 hours to get his family out.

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P.S. I'm Polish, so I've heard them all.

Speaking of drummers, how do you know when the drum riser is level...

When the drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
FoMoCo_MoFo
03-03-2004, 12:58 AM
I did that in my `94 Impala SS when I was "breaking the back seat in" with a ladyfriend.

I had some drinks in me, so it took a while to figure out what was going on. I was pushing the button on the doorlocks and on the keyless entry and then it hit me... what an idiot!
JamesG
03-03-2004, 01:01 AM
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I did that in my `94 Impala SS when I was "breaking the back seat in" with a ladyfriend.

I had some drinks in me, so it took a while to figure out what was going on. I was pushing the button on the doorlocks and on the keyless entry and then it hit me... what an idiot!

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Damn I've done the same shit in my old 96 SS. Man those things have bg backseats. Lot's of "head" room. My wife hated that care after I told her about that........
A32Flathead
03-03-2004, 01:03 AM
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Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door?

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Had the seat jammed against my size 11's....and was having trouble, eventually I managed to tilt the front seat & lean across to get the keys in the ignition & lower the window....

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JamesG
03-03-2004, 01:04 AM
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Could'nt you have just climbed over the front seat and got out the drivers door?

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Had the seat jammed against my size 11's....and was having trouble, eventually I managed to tilt the front seat & lean across to get the keys in the ignition & lower the window....

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Size 11's? How big an ol' boy are ya? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Jkustom
03-03-2004, 01:13 AM
How do you get a drummer off your front porch?






Pay him for the pizza.....

Or what do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?




Homeless. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CadillacKid
03-03-2004, 01:16 AM
Hey Onelowdelivery...you play drums?
Mai Ki-Ki
03-03-2004, 01:28 AM
What's got 3 legs and a cunt?

A Drum Stool.

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The_Monster
03-03-2004, 01:30 AM
you guys heard about the drummer who went to the drive-in movies?

He thought the show sucked, so he slashed the seats. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The_Monster
03-03-2004, 01:50 AM
Or you hear about the two drummers that froze to death at the drive-in??

They went to go see "Closed for the Winter" http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif