O/T New Username

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I missed the censorship thread - before it got locked and censored. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Is this username a little better, Ryan? Couldn't resist the humor in the sig line. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Tinbender]

Much better.

[JamesG]

Well this is the Hokey ASS Message Board...lol http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

That is a little better, you'll always be a$$jelly to me....lol...j/k http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[desertratrodder]

Hey youre back!! And you posted a pic of your significant other next to your name.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Thanks for sharing.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'm kidding with you, at least you didnt give up on the HAMB. You are welcome here, but my welcome doesnt mean much... "Rat rodder" got lumped up with the other undesireable butt references.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

Pull up a chair at our next Hamb BBQ.. enjoy the ride.. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Unkl Ian]

There are VERY few rules here,
but Ryan draws the line on no Politics,Religion,and swearing in subject lines or user names.
His word is Law.

When you have your own message board,we will follow your rules.

[hatch]

I always thought assjelly was an incredibly idiotic name....and that any post by you would also be moronic....naval jelly is a usable product for hotrodders...maybe you will be a worthwhile contributor.

[Bruce Lancaster]

That wouldn't be the Greek Navy, would it?

[Spike!]

Hate to bring it up (No pun intended aginst the Greek Navy) butt.. what about ASSGASKET? Isn't that equally offensive?


Spike

[haring]

I hated your original name and consequently chose to ignore everything you posted. At least now you have a fighting chance. But just barely.

"greek navy" ... HAHAHA! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Antibilly]

BellyJelly is a nice one??

welcome back trouble

[Ryan]

Your username is "Censored" damnit. Why can't you be cool and use it? You can't just throw away a username like that when you worked so hard to earn it.

I'll let you use this new little name of yours, but keep in mind that I think you are soooo lame for not taking "censored" and running with it... I mean think of the stories you would be able to tell people!

[Hot Rod To Hell]

I agree with Ryan. Censored IS about the coolest handle one could have...

[Spike!]

That Don Haring is always starting trouble...why, just pick up a copy of 'Ol Skool Rodz. Theres a letter by Don stirring up the pot as usual. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Glad to see that ARSE is finally getting started. Where can I join? Maybe it should be ARZE.. the Z gives it that extra Koolness.

Spike

[Nads]

Actiongirl thought my name was as offensive as Assjelly.
The truth about my name's nowhere near as rude as it may seem.
My real name's Nadalicious Von Creemy Pye, it's a bit long so I simply condensed it to Nads.
My parents were hippies.

[JamesG]

I see that I'm an "old hand" now....... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Tman]

Old Hand Job maybe.

Hey Jellyroll, stick with censored, it was fun. Changing your name is bad kharma, what Ryan did for you is a favor.

[Nads]

I wanna see a girl register on the HAMB with a name like,
CoochString or Trampon or FishHole or something.
Girls always pick such inoffensive names.
Get with it ladies!

[Action Girl]

[ QUOTE ]
Actiongirl thought my name was as offensive as Assjelly.
The truth about my name's nowhere near as rude as it may seem.
My real name's Nadalicious Von Creemy Pye, it's a bit long so I simply condensed it to Nads.
My parents were hippies.

[/ QUOTE ]

It'll be a cold day in hell when i'm offended by the word "nads"...

I've made up words filthy enough to make the saltiest sea captain blush. You'd have to spend weeks coming up with something dirty or disgusting enough to ACTUALLY offend me!

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[kustombuilder]

[ QUOTE ]
I agree with Ryan. Censored IS about the coolest handle one could have...

[/ QUOTE ]

DITO

[Antibilly]

[ QUOTE ]
It'll be a cold day in hell when i'm offended by the word "nads"...

[/ QUOTE ]

ok but if it was said..how about running these "NADS" across your nose....hmmmmmmm maybe. have you ever see NADS...well lets just say DIRTY!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rocket88]

I'm with Haring, I saw Assbandit or jelly or what ever it was and totally ignored it with out even giving you a chance.
Naval lint isn't much better.
Stick with Censored!
And by the way, welcome to the HAMB!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CURIOUS RASH]

<font color="green">Well, I used to be just CURIOUS RASH, Member.

Now I'm CURIOUS RASH, Total Idiot.

Now there is a board full of members but only one Total Idiot. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Well actually, there are plenty of Total Idiots here but as I said last night, I've come to terms with my affliction and have learned to embrace it.

Action Gurl, how's that penis growing thing coming along? Yes i know you spell it "girl" but someone probably takes offense to that term.</font>

[Sean]

RedNeckMike - Wouldn't that be a "Roman Helmet"? Suprised no one has used that one yet http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Censored - Post some photos of your rides, I think the topic of your handle has been dragged out long enough...

[Antibilly]

No it would be a PAKI NUT PLANT!!! lots moist dirt and a funny cheese smell! hahahahaah http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Kevin Lee]

Lame. You were given a cool name/handle and you just shined it. Now your handle will alawys be "total idiot".

"Greek Navy" haha

[4t64rd]

[ QUOTE ]
I wanna see a girl register on the HAMB with a name like,
CoochString or Trampon or FishHole or something.
Girls always pick such inoffensive names.
Get with it ladies!

[/ QUOTE ]

Coochstring? I don't even know what that means but it sounds funny.

NavalAssJellyCensored you are OK by me (I still like "Censored" best), I'm sure you know all about me, probably more than I know about me. Is your business named after the Lexus/Nexus background check website(s) or is is it part of the Lexus/Nexus?

[BARNETT]

It's just going to be like "Trailoredcarssuck"...he ended up being TrailorEd. Your "Censored"...the sooner you accept it, the happier you'll be. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

AssJelly really was lame, though.

[OGNC]

Dude, Cencored rocked! Your new handle just reminds me of that creepy guy in the Village People that used to dress up like a sailor... Come to think of it, they were all kinda creppy.

[haring]

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reminds me of that creepy guy in the Village People that used to dress up like a sailor...

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Meet NavalJelly:
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/village-people/alex.jpg

[hotrodladycrusr]

Guys posting photos of guys holding dildos.... this place is starting to scare me http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

For what it's worth, I like Censored better too.

[choprods]

Denise- thats a night stick for shore patrol you DIRTY MINDED Gal!
And Hairing-You and I are "members" and One low delivery is an "old hand"....where did we go wrong? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Do moderators place a handle there for us or are we responsible for our own name enhancement?he he........ http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Homeresque]

This whole subject is sliding down a decidedly slippery pole.
What next? Thank goodness there arent any Homersensuals who might get offended.
Lets get back to cars...when's the next Lambda Car Club meeting?
We need a moderator!

[zman]

[ QUOTE ]

And Hairing-You and I are "members" and One low delivery is an "old hand"....where did we go wrong? http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Do moderators place a handle there for us or are we responsible for our own name enhancement?he he........ http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm still "junior member", now what the size of my "ehumm" has to do with anything I'll never know. I would have stuck with Censored.

[plan9]

fuckin Maricón.... use CENSORED ...

[Ryan]

Yeah... this shit is closed. I give up on old boy... Either he is "censored" or he will be cast off as a worthless newbie forever.