The Jalopy Journal

This one has been making the rounds through the ole emailer lately. It’s a picture of a man that takes true pride in his belly tank. It’s not just an auxiliary gas tank to be thrown to the wayside once the fuel is used up or a fight is eminent… Not to him. It’s not the body of some racer with huge potential on the salt either. It’s more important than that.

You see, this here man relies on his belly tank to keep him clean and proper for the ladies or Dr. Death… Whichever comes first.

Behold:

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