Gone To Valvoline

Someone at Valvoline thought it would be a good idea to send a man of my pedigree to their HQ in Kentucky. Odds are that poor bastard will be in the unemployment line by Monday. It’s a sad story for sure, but one I take zero responsibility for.

By the time you read this, I’ll be four or five mini-bottles into my flight and probably somewhere over Tennessee. I have no idea what awaits me up there. It’s an absolute crap shoot – for them and me.

In any case, while I deal with security lines, zero leg space, and lost baggage enjoy this appropriately timed Valvoline video featuring Josh Shaw: