Hold Your Horses!

Wow. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks here at The Jalopy Journal World Headquarters. My planned two week hiatus is just about over and I feel like I’m drowning under a load of dirty laundry. I’m so behind in so many places, that I’ve pondered the idea of inventing some new kind of personal bankruptcy. Under such protection, I could just ignore all of the emails, private messages, and other obligations that are currently tugging at me like a noose. I could be free debt!

I wasn’t all that far behind until this past weekend. That’s when, just a few days after our new baby was born, I drove myself to the ER in the middle of the night figuring that I must have ingested something terrible – like battery acid or something. Turns out my gallbladder was all kinds of sick and had to removed, pronto!

So, for the past four or five days I’ve been laying around my house in agony while the rest of my family cares for our newborn. I’ve been pathetic… Really, I have.

And, as a result, I’m currently a week behind doing the following:

1. Answering emails

2. Answering private messages

3. Shipping merch

4. Shipping Alliance tags

If you are waiting on one of the above, your patience shouldn’t be tested much longer. I don’t feel quite as miserable as I did yesterday and I’m gonna attempt to get back in the office real soon. Thanks for your patience fellas… I really appreciate it.

Next week, shit is gonna go back to normal.

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