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Rico spent all night at a bar in Tulsa, OK chasing around a proud blonde. She eventually gave into the pressures of his passes and escorted him back to her place. He had a nice car, he was an Alliance Member, and he seemed to know how to treat a woman, so it seemed like a decent catch. Rico, on the other hand, wasn’t nearly as calculating. He had sat at the bar too long and his “scale of attraction” was no longer valid. So the night worked out for both of them.
What Rico forgot, however, was that the HAMB Drags were being held just an hour away. In his drunken stupor, he had failed to remember about the best god damned drag race in all the world. It’s bad enough that he traded a piece of tail for the incredible racing action of MoKan, but he had also missed his chance to score the Keith Weesner illustrated event t-shirt, the new H.A.M.B. Drags Pennants, and the latest Jalopy Journal/H.A.M.B. hats. Shit.
Thankfully, the man that runs the joint is a man of great compassion and understanding… The leftovers are now available online. Get your chick and your swag too…