Johnny Dark

Johnny Dark

For the last couple of days, I’ve been in a living hell – suffering over the screen of my computer as I switch windows between Excel, PayPal, Wells Fargo, USAA, E-Trade, blah, blah, and blah. I can feel life slowly being sucked out of my fingers as I type away on this god damned keyboard. I don’t know how much more I can take of this. Fortunately, I only have to do my taxes once a year. I will make it through this. I will. The man can’t keep me down.

My only reprieve from this brutal odyssey of figuring the amount owed to our great country has been old movies. I’ve had one or another on for around 48 straight hours now. Yes, my eyes are bloodshot and my skin is pale… But at least I’m on a first name basis with the ultra-suave Mr. Tony Curtis and the incredibly gorgeous Piper Laurie. I’ve watched “Johnny Dark” twice now.

Geoff Hacker sent me a copy of the movie a few months ago as I had never seen it. I think he was all dorked out on it due to the fiberglass cars featured on every other scene. Me? Well, the first time I watched it I was too busy staring at Piper Laurie (an her… uhhh, attributes) to contemplate in any kind of a plot. It wasn’t until the second time around that I realized that “Johnny Dark” is a pretty damned good car movie.

What, you’ve never seen it? Really? You do realize that the only two certainties in life are death and TAXES, right? You best fire it up boy… I’d hate to see ya get audited.

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